Blah, Pah, Far

R- That is your shallow liberalism showing through!

P- And you say you're a Socialist?

R- Climate change could be the most contemporary re-distributor.

P- Why would you want to push for Climate change? However, it is war that is the best form of inequality!  Mass murder and the owners or the leaders sit pretty!

R- En-masse? today’s pensioners in the UK, have paid a lifelong series of taxes that their great grandparents paid, their grandparents paid, and their parents paid in taxes, just so that they could finally pay off the bill for the first world war by 2015!! That is equality for you! 

P- And you call debt poverty equality? It's a bloody epidemic!

R- I've always rallied behind poverty being more inclusive!

P- You want me to bite! Provocation will never win but will always find a way of being deceitfully popular! Inevitably inequality will be shared by more people who will inclusively enjoy being less unequal with the rich and super rich than ever 1!

R- Let's not get into poverty, let's find new ways to get out of it!

P- Really Ran? Platitudes and condescension? Truth and power, though they hate each other, will work together to destroy conformity!

R- Conformity is sustainable just as individuality is a risk for those who can't afford it!

 Do you want something to eat rather than your own naivete?

P- You mean whilst that cack handed surgeon is carving that guy up and removing his ...kidneys?

R- ..............................and his spleen .... okay. I'll ask later?

P- Are you trying to put me off my meal? No, I'm starving! I want steak and the best form of sauteed potatoes etc and throw in some er....

R- ..........................................................veg?

P- Goodness no! I want a second meat plate on the same plate, and an Estrella beer in my hand and in my stomach.

R- kidneys?

P- You read my appetite!

R- You know, poverty is as extremist an inheritance as wealth! They should be excluded from modern society as threats to relative and functional inequality!

P- Perhaps we should have a mediator to make extremists pariahised?

R- Now who is winding people up! Maybe we should make it a 'social eugenic'?

P- Go big or go home!

R- Go steak and don't moan! 'Yes, we'll have 2 of those Dimitri!'

P-................................................................Does the chef have to carve out the kidneys right now? 

R- Just trying to see the strength of whether you'll throw a wobbly!

P- Did I pass the test?

R- As long as you eat the surgeon's recent 'carvings' as you put it!

P- I thought that that bloke's kidneys were going to some recipient to restore by implant?

R- But a man has to eat Painter 1

P- And I'm a supporter of the mistress of inclusion!

R- At least his stuff was appreciated! ........even if it wasn't what the doctor may have ordered!

P- Who will foot the bill?

R- Now, that's in a week's time! Tomorrow, we have a brain show!

P- Count me in! 

R- I'm sure you've been called a 'count ' before?

P- Aside from the word play, I'm looking forward to human haggis!

R- Someone will lose their head....

P- .....................................But not their humanity......

R- That is quite a consumer-friendly product!

P- There's always a critic!

R- Would you like any 'extra '?

P- 'Red wine ' with my steak and kidney?

R- 2 pints will be sufficient Dimitri!

P- Great! I do like a doggy bag!  

R- Yes you can choose between a werewolf and vampire Sergei.

P- What big teeth you've got Grandma Sergei...wait....is that who i think itis? he looks like death warmed up!?

R- Leni you old vamp!  Couldn't Joseph put his teeth in? 

L- let me introduce to mahggie! 

R- It is a great honour, Margeret! and ...?

P- .............................an old sparring partner Harry mac! 

R- Thanks for putting in an appearance Harry... The wife busy with...... a friend?

H- Bobbies no longer up to it, so Oscar Wilde said he'd hold her hand! Serves her right!

R- At least it's not a neo-Nazi anyway! 

H- Oswald just can't bear Oscar! I'm having the best time!

R- How's the 'Adolfa'?

M- Oh, he hates Christians now! Thinks if you survive the Holocaust, then you are the chosen people! Something about can't keep a good man down!

P- Sounds very Darwinian! What about the 1 and a half million gypsies exterminated in the Holocaust? 

M- He just hates Royal blood! He also doesn't get along with women! He's sexist! 

P- well of all things! 

R- no, sorry everyone, that's his sense of humour! Ridiculously British!

M- Not one of those! 

R- .................afraid so Margaret! But he is right, at least Adolpha is not a Holocaust denier!

Adolpha and Evan are still bragging about wanting to exterminate nearly all of the Aryan people just to make them a chosen people!!

M- Copycat Holocaust!?                                                          

R- But without the centuries and millennia of slavery and persecution??!

L- ...all that gear and nowhere near!

R- (trying not to lose his temper) YES Lenin!!! But thank you.

R- all those centuries and millennia...must have got some credit in the bank?

M- When events happen that disturb the force.........Lucifer has those guys. For eternity, and eternity is a ruddy long time!!

P- But he's a fucking Nazi so serves him right if Lucifer wants to burn the bastard for eternity.

L- "Frying tonight".... (Lenin laughs to himself but no one laughs with him)......the carry on team??You British have no sense of humour, but we Bolsheviks are better!!

R- Superior race or superior ideology?

L- You are always with the Russophobia!

M- My dear boy, Vladimir, Shut the fuck up, will you??P-......you said.......Adolpha and Evan??...."

R- Lucifer have forced them to transition to the opposite sex.

P- As non-consensual?

M- ......................the man was truly unbearable!

R- You see Painter, none of us like the Hitlers at room 101, just awful people!!........and there is the delicate subject of mother and all our family being Jewish!!!!!!!

P- Yes, I can imagine, that would make it all very awkward! But why does Adolpha now hate the Christians????

R- .................................see if you can figure it out Painter????!!!!

P- What? Catholics and Protestants are Jewish?

R-Nice of you to catch-up Painter....it may have taken you the odd...coupla........thousand years give or take to get there.

R- you are searching for controversy.... everyone,  ..I give it,  1,2,3,...

P- And what about the paedophiles in the Church?

R- That's heresy!

P- Well it isn't, is it!?!

R- No I mean all those paedophilic clergy?? Bloody heretical to the Church's teachings!! Watch this space and you will get divine retribution!

P- One second, you said 'The church's teaching? ‘the Jewish sect'?

R- No! NO! He's more....

P- Say it.

R- Palestinian (said in a quiet voice)

P- Jewish Palestinian! ...and don't say it ...???

R-"It's very difficult..."

P- Alright, have it your own way, is it Child 2026?

R- Actually more like 10260 that's roughly how many paedo's there are ..over the years...

P- Is that an underestimation? Ran?

R- ...it's ....er...

P- Ahuh?

R- ...maybe...?

P- And what did the Vatican say...and don't say “try before you buy!"

P- Don't look so gormless!?

P- You mean like the illegal settlements in Palestinian territory and private property.

R- At least they are not paedo’s.

P- No! They're more like modern day Crusaders?

R- Really? If it's anything it's finishing off what the originals failed to do!

P- So, it's Crusader 2 then?

R- No, it's more like the prequel? Just joking!!

R- Silenced? What? You'd prefer them to be rosary rattlers?

P- Stop spouting off ideas! Is this some sort of game, or how the wild West was won?

R- Now! That's a good idea!

P- Don't get those ideas!!! 

R- Get my own? I think that ship has already sailed?!

R- Since when has the Vatican ever had new ideas?

P- Two words...Vatican 2??

R- okay!! You're right, but...you're upset... but when do you use iron-clad ideas? It's not your style!

P- Ironclad ideas? There are truths and damn truths and there are moral compasses....

R-...........................................................you mean speculative guestmations??? What? Now you want to ruin Capitalism? Some of my best friends play the casino in the City of dreams and opportunity! Don't ever bitch about the City of London again!

P- But? Now you want to take away ...  ....

R- ..................................Your hobbies and your privileges?

P- No! The Vatican offers us multiple choices.

R- .......................................................as long as the Vatican knows its place?

R- It's either that or we'll turn Catholics and Protestants into 'Hare Krishnas '!

P- Not much of a choice! Priests can't dance.

R- Moi thai is it?

P- It's ...a version...... 

R- Not an 'Aversion'?

P- It's a version of breakdancing!

R- Break dancing? Really! It's all involuntary!!

P- You do a sermon and then you improvise!  Besides, the Pope is American!

R- Isn't that Americaphobic? But yes, he’s a great dancer!

P- Yes, why Americaphobia Randall?

R- It was your idea.

L- My idea is to expose Russophobia!

(All together) - 'SHUT THE FUCK UP VLADIMIR!!!

R- I thought that was Joseph's deal?

L- He will be eliminated!

R- No! Uncle Joe got to you first! He just was all made up, so he kept you in perpetuity in state to remind him of him ending you, and never felt any need to do anything but file passed and show croc tears!

L- But he was unstable.

P- Ask the 7/8 million people who died in Holodomor! No! You can't! Because they are all dead and you’re a vampire!!

L- 'Got to pick a pocket or two'!

P- And those Ukrainians not just today but back in the 1930s?

L- " You can't always get what you want!!"

P- And now you're Mick Jagger?

L- " Back in the USSR"!!!

R- That's John Lennon, you berk!

P-For your information, He’s in heaven, and you’re, like us, in the other place.... alright, in the House of Lords hell version!

R- There's a hell version of the House of Lords?

P- No! 

L- Bugger!

P- No! Only gay guys get to say that!

L- Exactly!

R- Well, this is new.

L- It's dictatorship by the gay guys! 

R- ....................................To be fair that is homophobic!

L- Bloody Christians!!

P- That's what the Hitlers said!

L- They have got a few...

P- ..............................that would not help.

L- They are homophobic too! they invaded USSR!

P- Nice save Len! Now that is homophobia....'invaded??'

L- So kill me!!, I'm not perfect!!!

R- so what is to be done Len?

L- Leave sentiment out of this! Use Cold Hard logic!! No, I ...er I think I get it now!

P- And I hope Stalin did fuck you up!

L- Only when I was dead!

P and R- 'Vladimir!'

L- Do not upset yourselves, it didn't take up much of my time!

R-......erm... well ........

R- Don't look at me, I got lost at the Hitlers!