An alternative or a digression?

"What about 1 and a half million gypsies who died in the Holocaust ?

-But they were largely catholic ?

-Those guys and giys, those men and wimmin were Christian weren't they ?

-Well of course they were !?!It ties in with his hatred towards Christians today ! He may have thought it was an insurance policy of a prenup or prequel,you know.....if the Jews didn't conform to his master plan ! Nazi's didn't cut any corners ! But Imagine having to be a Nazi womun where you were meant to enjoy liebenswomb !?

- But wasn't Bavari predominantly Catholic ?

- Couldn't be excommunicated so they err.....well...

-Opted for a bit of Kristallnacht that became permanent and....what?.... some lads took it a bit too far and accidently mass murdered ???? "Oh, dear me, have we just gassed millions of defenceless civilians ?"

- But they may have made a Pope a la the Gestapo, but they didn't ,so....

-"They weren't that bad" Are you wanting me to punch you ? Do you think a bit of relocation from the Vatican to Berlin makes everything okay ? The Aryan super race isn't, is it ! And where was Jesus ? Well maybe he had to be crucified to atone for even the Nazi's criminal hate, and no doubt was resurrected 3 days later to try to explain to us 'Why the Holocaust' ?!

- Sure, he's going to have to work bloody hard to find a narrative for that !

- Human free will

-Human free will ? I don't think democracy, law and order and everyone can repent sort of free will will cut it will it ?

-"The first shall be made last and the last shall be made first " No ? I mean the inferior race of Nazi's ? Come on ! you must see it !?

- Hitler may now want to advocate for the Aryan blond by blaming the Scandinavians?

-Perhaps he wanted a blond rinse himself ? And in his earlier days? 'Hitler uncoothe?'

- Imagine his hair dresser:"Peroxide or streaks, would the fuhrer prefer blond roots?Or do you want the full treatment ? 'Zeik mild?'

Now i could use every opportunity to get some double entendre, every camp reference or word play at the expense of the Nazi's, but what if we were to fictionalise in order to create a sci-world (like the great ursula Le Guin who many moons ago gave me a voice and inspiration ), or to make a fly on the wall skit like Heinrich is running a book on whether Adolf and Eva actually did it together.....Goring found such trivialities great fun , and he has 360-1 on that they hadn't even got to 2nd base ! Which is bollocks, ....or bollock !..?

Yet avoiding camp is a mistake. Straight guys taking the piss ? A hetero conversion to camp satire means that a well directed camp ridicule can save the day ! Carpe diem might lead to me getting my head kicked in, but don't gay guys have to run the gauntlet every time they go out with their mates Now if they have the courage to face their bigots shouldn't all men show some solidarity with our gay community.? Well , I'm a bloke who is a secondary feminist not a woman, but I have a responsibility for all blokes as a bloke !! Why not rather than why !!