R- A few good ideas to wake the vamps S- Hair of the flog! R- So Winston said to me.. S- ...................................not more on Winston for crying out load! R- he said Hitler was a medieval thug high on the exhaust fumes of Germany backfiring and deluded into taking his own advice. He said "he uses a periscope to rule the world". S- .." his first crime was to have no sartorial taste and his last crime was to deny the world of Hitler having a taste of his own medicine." R-How did you know that? S- Because when you've been drinking Winston is your only man who 'demands any attention'! I've heard these stories so many times Ran! R- Alright! Did you know you talk about Wendy Norman and sometimes Anne Galloway in your sleep, but not 'the Catherine's'? S- I have no memory before the beginning of the EU: My clock tells me of before EU and after EU, not AD or BCE! R- Significant memory loss hasn't impaired but accelerated your ability to 'forget' your responsibilities! S- Responsibilities? What responsibilities?! R- Cheap thrill under the grill Hornsby! S- Too much time on my hands has led me to have little time for things I don't like. R- I too was blind to sensorial and cerebral experiences that I should have had when I was a child! S- The opiate of the people - 'somehow we've missed-out!' syndrome! R- I do remember playing chess underwater though S- What are you saying?! Was it speed chess? Were you half drowned? Did they force you to play chess when you couldn't even swim? R- Nothing so dramatic.We played chess with our feet S- What in the world was that meant to teach you? R- That uncle Geoffrey was a cheat! S- The upper-middle-classes didn't do conventional screw-ups of their children, they prevented them from having the normative teenage reaction until they got to University, when it is all too late! I was going to say pithy but what I actually mean is pity. I mean why waste all that anger and libidinized gut rejection on your lecturers when you can screw-up your parents for free?! R- Stupidity is a precious commodity, and should be savoured when it is more apt to use it S- Can we post-date information is power to a time when we need it? R- Train your brain to do disdain S- Blame it all on the head that's dead R- Walk away Ray S- Beam the sun R- Game all the same! S- Time-out or is it interval time? R- Sticks in your kraws santa Claus
S- I'm up for Yoda Ogre R- All good when you've stood S- Goader exploder? R- 3 line whip S- Just a blip R- You're full of... S........................Shit faced Stace R- Grace and place S- .........................waste R- ..................................relationship's S- Without belonging to enjoy the club..... R-......................................................membership's S- Now goes R- ......all the lows, jump S.................................ship(?) R-............................................fan the bullshit! S- ..................................................................well,If you really put it like that? R- Be free but be me S- why would anyone want to be like you... I mean..........apart from that you're adorable! R- Jive S- Jig R- Big S- Stig R- Mid S- Turnover R- Soul S- makes us whole R-.............. My turn! S- To buy the drinks? R- Beam the Jim Bean S- Esteem be with you and your dreams R- To press for the self preens your ill health S- Stealth can lead to great wealth! R- We are wide S- Off the mark R- Hark the lark S- Bring us some shark! R- ....eels is what I can afford right now! S- Talking about transformations, Dimitri has an alternative business that would turn your wallet S- Something bad is going to happen R- Oh relax! He injects people with flu for a living! If somebody wants an excuse 'not to be in a certain place', he's your man! But he's originally a dentist. He puts people at ease or in total paranoia when it comes to teeth. He used to work in Prague for stag does that wake-up to your front teeth either missing or turned 180 degrees. Sometimes he removes braces for the young so that they can enjoy a party for the night. Or he puts braces into people who wake-up screaming in shock! There's quite a demand for it. You would not believe the clientele he gets! S- I don't want to know! The murky world off teeth assassination is not my cup of tea! Wait! I can't feel my legs. R- That'll be the shlipovitz! S- That's not how you spell it! R- Grammar planner! S- Still here for the beer R- Are you still awake Jake? Snore away and now I have you. D- He's out R-SERGAI! IT WORKED!! Wait! What's he whispering? S-.... tha...ts.. not ..how ..you ..spell Ser.... R- boost the dosage!