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Randall drops the catch



Stephen Hornsby-Smith

R- No!

S- Ended a relationship with Mr Perfect?

R- No!

S- Dropped a catch at silly point?

R- No!

S- There's a catch that you just happened to 'drop'?

R- No!

S- Catch a goo goo?

R- No!

S- A type of confectionary like 'catch...er drop'?

R- No!

S- Drop a catch? The new hallucinogenic?

R- No!

S- Drops to the catch in the game show or 'The crystal maze'?

R- No!

S- To catch-out the dropping of a catch?

R- No!

S- It's all some oblique metaphor?

R- No!

S- A 'Catch of the century'?

R- No!

S- Catch up?

R- No!

S- This is the catch that you've been name-dropping?

R- No!

S- A military code name?

R- Dropped to the bench of substitutes?

S- There's deliberately no meaning!?

R- No!

S- Have I caught you out off camera?

R- No!

S- Friends are dropping lies flies?

R- No!

S- 'I surrender?' You take over!?

R- No!

S- Randall drops her guard?

R- No!

S- Randall drops her weight to catch the low brow?

R- No! Let me help a pathetic pitiable sight of your growing panic! They are all right1

S- Is that 'alright'?

R- Hey it's me pulling the strings here!

S- Strings attached?

R- No!

S- Are you full of shit?

R- No!

S- Am i as ugly as sin?

R- ...er...what's the catch?

S- Ask Randall!

S- Can I just say I admire a monosyllabic when I see one!

R- But not really you, right?

S- No!

R- See what you did there?

S- Drop it!

R- Kick drop it?

S- The catch has finally caught up with me!

R- It's 'good night Vienna' drops the catch!

S- so, embrace the never ending explanations put on infinity does explanations? ...Don't be coy now Randall?..you know, high-jacking high-jacking, a twist of disintegration, a touch of relativism peppered with vanilla deconstruction?

R- Nice of you to drop a hint that 'dropping the catch' could meantaking a time-out! Or wait until someone implodes or explodes to enjoy the spoils of 1980's, 90's even after 2000?

S- It caught -out a lot of people!

R- And there I was thinking they were treating us like grown-ups? S- Drop to your knees was a trap not a high flying trappese?

R- Drop on it whilst we still can!

S- Randall 'drops the catch!'


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