S- Is this still about Easter ?
R- I know right?
S- You can't keep blaming your mother for missing Easter 1993 Randall?
She was busy destroying the dying embers of the Soviet Union Randall ?
R- But... she did not get me an Easter Egg !
S- Well at least you've let that one go Randall !
R- Ironic isn't it? She's forgotten but I , the victim is still being victimised by her actions ! How does that work?
S- She was at the office for one day in 19 effing 93 ! It wasn't even on Easter Sunday?!
R- But she missed..
S- ...............You weren't even born by then Randall !!!
R- Am I over reacting here? I don't think so !
S- I'm not a fan of 'over-reaction Scribbler !
R- You know that's exactly what my father said in 1994 !
S- So Mr concrete himself who buries people if they wear pink shirts isn't the over-reaction King too?
R- Hey ! This isn't the 'Gong show' !
S- Is what your father said ?
R- Winging it Painter? But you are right it is what my father said !
S- Spare me the synthetics of Oedipul and Electra won't you !
R- Don't call my parents that ?
S- Your wish is my demand !
R- At last ! Oh come on, it was funny wasn't it?
S- Do you intend me to be your patsy ? Give me a spoiler alert next time ?
R- Your face!!!
S- This is a hate crime, and I hate you Randall ! With all my heart and soul I have contempt just waiting to be parked next to you !
R- We must do this again ?
S- No we must not !
R- No you don't !
S- But yes I do !
R- Next please !
S- One second,....I'm feeling..
R- That would be the aftershocks!
S- For what ?
R- For what you don't remember !
S- Just don't fill me in like your father fills people in !
R It's time for some 13th century moonshine !
R- Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
S- Should have seen the other guy! Woe is me my claws are frost! NO! Oil fumes Randall?
R- This is the first time you've been in this office is it Painter? Don't look so ..green, you've puked your last
S- So this 'orifice from hell' is where all the cake-holes get fed?
R- Next door you'll find the lounge..
S- This isn't your caravan that doubles as a chopper is it Randall?
It could do with some of Uncle Vanya's brew to light the place up!
R- That would do it !
S- I'm currently running a book on your Uncle Vanya being a Priest at 2 to one on; would you fancy a flutter?
R- Silly-billy! But at least you got the betting shop and the caravan, but you did n't get that it is a tank !
S- you're killing me here Randall!
R- No, you're dying of fumes that I can instantly remedy!
S- Some mechanism ,some toy?
R- Shut your nostrils and mouth ! Short of that we have a designer brand from the mud heaps of the Somme to your front door to 'mask' ..
S-......................................................................................a clue! Give it here ! Does it do anything?
R- It reads you bed-time stories doesn't it ! No, it just keeps you from suffocating from mustard gas etc
S- So now we are the 'etc' guys right?
S- Talking of suffocating, is the noxious fumes of Siggy Betting around?
R- Sorry to alarm you but you mentioned her in one of your dreams !
S- Siggy is water under the bridge Randall !
R- Just don't give me the 'gatekeeper of your squabble with her !
S- She owes me !
R- Yes she does !
S- She robbed me and drugged me !
R- Yes she did
S- She lied about me !
R- Yes she did
S- Let's not spend too much on your English lessons here Randall?
R- But you did throw her into the Thames
S- There was water and there was Siggy
R- Sharpening up the long-winded excuses are we Painter?
S- I offered her a different tourist experience didn't I?
R- Well...that's not the whole story is it Painter?
S- I was fulsome in the way I said it
R- Just not the words you used ?
S- I might need to work on my explanation.
R- But she did shit on my coat and her dog did wee on it too...
S- You are not wrong
R- And she tried to use you to make me jealous because I wasn't interested in her any more?
S- So, You are to blame !
R- Again that's not entirely the truth is it?
S- I drowned her Green Shield stamps ! Oh God ! What am I going to do ? Help me Ran?
R- And this is your eureka moment?
S- There's only one thing to do! Give her yours !
R- No Painter! Don't worry 1
S- How the hell am I not to worry?
R- She's been reimbursed !
S- Thank you ! You won't regret it Randall !
R- Oh yes I will !