Writers block and keyboard block ?


S- Does it really take you 9 pints to write Randall?

R- It's either that or I maintain a strict schedule of monotony until my patience runs-out ?

R- I know ! " Wear some diction friction or grow a spare ?" But when did repair work ever lead to anything ?

S- 'Repair work?'

R- "Pages are meant for words not Weddings?"

S- Why don't you just type them on your lap-top like everyone else?

R- What lap-top experience do you have Painter? Oh, wait you don't have a lap-top experience, you only have your precious library for emails...Emails from insignificance I'd say !

S- Your so not !

R- What does that even mean?

S- Write it down ! Don't let the stage destroy the page.

R- Word-rage! From rage to ruin in 3 easy steps !

S- That's it ! Spar in the bar !

R- This is condescension ! Stick to your glue or paint ,whatever it is it is yesterday !

S- Re-engage the beige?

R- "Don't do it!?! Don't do it ! Spew it !"

S- You can do so much more !

R- I prefer the 'why should I? '

S- Bring the thing ! Don't be a clown with a frown !

R- Listen old pensioner..

S-.................................I'm not a pensioner yet,....but some of my peer group are !

R- 'Graft and blunt' at the front !

S- Buck the muck and you'll get...........

R-...stuck ?

R- Talking is so slow isn't it?

S- Talking is so slow to have any import

R- Import ? Isn't that a big word like marmalade?

S- You got my sarcasm then? It really wasn't out there !

R- My word is my blade and we're going to have to cut -ff your word allowance !

S- Must you always revert to being mother?

R- just pay your way and every thing will be Okay !

S- Is this the way to the pub?

R- Pound for pound We'll make it sound !

S- Stop using basic obvious and get those 'Greenshield stamps working for us !

R- I'll do my greens if spill the beans !

S- Now that was uncalled for ! Do you know how painful your perpetual word sling thing is ? Think of the children ! What happens if you destroy their futures ?

R- If basic rhyme is being weaponized then I'm ready, refuelled and..

S-..............................................................................................out of time !

S- Language is normally lean, but you make a dog's-dinner of it !!

R- I'm just getting something going here !

S- Dimitri? Is she really going to..

R- .......................................Dimitri works for me ! No change not even shrapnel there !

S- I keep hoping the clock will strike midnight! But somehow the ugly sisters always win and Cinderella loses ?! How can that work ?

R- Sisters are doing it for themselves !

S- But the bad guys win ?

R- Bad guys is a large and expansive indefinable term

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