S- You first!
R- No! You first!
S- Don't be silly! Ladies first! R- Ladies first? What are we now Edwardian?
S- Would you prefer Tudor England?
R- Race you to see who can get a son to take-over the firm!
S- Don't be puerile
R- I only do giving birth to girls!
S- So I've won the race even before it started!
R- Or, men all need to feel maleable
S-No, i only do the conception bit!
R- Ain't that the truth! Isn't cricket is it?
S-Women's or men's cricket?
R- I smell the blood of an Englishman's political correctness!
S- And Wimin? Or Englishmun?
R- i called heads not tails!
S- knowing when to bat first!
R- The fault dear Brutus is not in the stars but in our selves!
S- We get better money than you!
R- How would you feel if we had an equivalent to Wayne Rooney?
S- God forbid!
R- Men are sporty up until their 40's, womin have to wait until their 50's to stop running long distances and beating men!
S- I'm not prepared to wait until my 50's just to re-balance the equation
R- The double 'M's!
S- Menstruation and menopause?
R- Shut up you sexist....pig! Money and manipulation you berk!
S- Women are susceptible to male ignorance!
R- i know what you're doing! You want to antagonize and then when I play your game you hit me with 'how dare you be so sexist Randall'?!
S- Why.. where ...what..and..... When?
R- The 4 'W's of manhood!
S- The 4 'W's ? Let me guess: Wopper, wonker ..whimpy and... wan...
R- ...............................................................................................Very King Lear, all that 'I've been betrayed stuff!
S- Wasn't he the bloke who had 'pushy daughter's?
R- And now we have the sardonic self-effacing male gender cleric!
S- High Church not low church!
R- Keep the zeal and lose the real !
S- There's a very clear vote that you've been using the 'U' word less than wimin themselves! How do you plead?
S-I call ray Winston in my defence!
R- Life is so complicated, so don't make it easy on yourself!
S- Savage baggage means I have no where to hide?
R- Just buy me a drink Stephen!
S- Did i fall for that?!... I don..
R-........................................Yes you did!
S- Keep those camaras rolling! Mustn't dissapoint ma ma should we?
R- Enough of the 'mother/daughter 'routine!
S- 'Standard! Evening Standard!'
R- You're an assault on the senses stuck on the fences Painter! No one is coming to defend you! You've swindled all of life so far!
S- So now I'm Han Solo am I ? In a bad way?
R- 'you will buy me a drink and stop arguing!'
S-..............................................................'I will buy you a drink and stop arguing!
R- Easy peasy lemons qeazy1
S- Welcome to the dark side of the force people!