Shift and a first will be the worst



S- You first!

R- No! You first!

S- Don't be silly! Ladies first! R- Ladies first? What are we now Edwardian?

S- Would you prefer Tudor England?

R- Race you to see who can get a son to take-over the firm!

S- Don't be puerile

R- I only do giving birth to girls!

S- So I've won the race even before it started!

R- Or, men all need to feel maleable

S-No, i only do the conception bit!

R- Ain't that the truth! Isn't cricket is it?

S-Women's or men's cricket?

R- I smell the blood of an Englishman's political correctness!

S- And Wimin? Or Englishmun?

R- i called heads not tails!

S- knowing when to bat first!

R- The fault dear Brutus is not in the stars but in our selves!

S- We get better money than you!

R- How would you feel if we had an equivalent to Wayne Rooney?

S- God forbid!

R- Men are sporty up until their 40's, womin have to wait until their 50's to stop running long distances and beating men!

S- I'm not prepared to wait until my 50's just to re-balance the equation

R- The double 'M's!

S- Menstruation and menopause?

R- Shut up you sexist....pig! Money and manipulation you berk!

S- Women are susceptible to male ignorance!

R- i know what you're doing! You want to antagonize and then when I play your game you hit me with 'how dare you be so sexist Randall'?!

S- Why.. where ...what..and..... When?

R- The 4 'W's of manhood!

S- The 4 'W's ? Let me guess: Wopper, wonker ..whimpy and... wan...

R- ...............................................................................................Very King Lear, all that 'I've been betrayed stuff!

S- Wasn't he the bloke who had 'pushy daughter's?

R- And now we have the sardonic self-effacing male gender cleric!

S- High Church not low church!

R- Keep the zeal and lose the real !

S- There's a very clear vote that you've been using the 'U' word less than wimin themselves! How do you plead?

S-I call ray Winston in my defence!

R- Life is so complicated, so don't make it easy on yourself!

S- Savage baggage means I have no where to hide?

R- Just buy me a drink Stephen!

S- Did i fall for that?!... I don..

R-........................................Yes you did!

S- Keep those camaras rolling! Mustn't dissapoint ma ma should we?

R- Enough of the 'mother/daughter 'routine!

S- 'Standard! Evening Standard!'

R- You're an assault on the senses stuck on the fences Painter! No one is coming to defend you! You've swindled all of life so far!

S- So now I'm Han Solo am I ? In a bad way?

R- 'you will buy me a drink and stop arguing!'

S-..............................................................'I will buy you a drink and stop arguing!

R- Easy peasy lemons qeazy1

S- Welcome to the dark side of the force people!


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