R- This? What this? Why are we..
S- ...............................Uncle Ezra's place !
R- Ezra the friend of Mike Lee ?
S- Mr Die with dignity, or live trying ?
R- No! The Film Director !
S- Goodness ..I don't think so.
R- Ken Loach or Mike Lee ? Which is it for you ?
S- You don't have to choose, both deal with human flaws....
R- One does ideology the other does the human resolution !
S- Now I get it ! You're using an invisibility esoteric indulgence cloak !?
R- And you just paint the four walls !
S- Water falls but with acrylic .
R- Landscape and reason ? Is that even possible with you ?
S- You may call Painter's cockroaches but I disagree !
R- All that rational man just to keep out the madness?
S- I'm a rational man given to thought but I also like the reason between the slowing down of rational thought too !
R- This is your hobby !
S- 'Lady luck in the muck of over-thought' isn't something I worry about !
R- ......................................................................................No one thinks you do either.
R- Let's look at it this way : you get plastered by the boardroom and the sleazy karioke !
S- Where rough meets stuff !
R- But otherwise he's just a 'highwayman'
D- You could work for me some day .....
S- Back in the post USSR ?
D- Dimitri work in Bracknell now !
R- Can we just stop with the advertisements please ?
S- Ms 'Stand and deliver' is being litigious ??!!
R- Time is a commodity Painter that...
S-................................ So is the currency of Western education ..
R- .................................................................................................No ! Currency trade off's between technology and gullibility normally means...
S-.................................................................that put your game face on and run with the digitals !
R- 'Stand and deliver' does it for me and is my retro gig today..
S- Choice makes you proud....but 'stand and deliver' isn't Amazon right? You know, sometimes you are a little .....confused ?
R- Well, I'm sure every bodies' memory fails them at times......
S- Even yours !
R- Even yours to explore...if you could just.....
S- I DO NOT HAVE A MEMORY PROBLEM !!??
IT'S YOU WHO HAS THE PROBLEM !!
R- Take it easy Painter !
S- My memory is exclusive to me, and no one else !
R- You had me thinking that it was your 'lemon drops' or something...................
S- I can see this is going to be a lovely day !
R- It's 10.30 at night Painter !
S- Then why is it..............
R-..............................................................yer see ?
S- You are one of those anxiety witnesses are you ?
R- I'm sitting right here Painter
S- I don't mind if I do
R- I don't mind if you don't either
S- Now we're linguistic flip-flops
R- .....................................ain't a great look in Buckingham Palace...
S-....................................................I remember Buckingham Palace!
R- ..................................................but flip flops at work here in Uncle Ezra's is fine !
S- Why don't you use your sandals in the North Pole and do us all a favour !
R- All that ice would break my heart !
S- Let's make some glacier's while we're in-situ !?
R- Always ready to cool it all down !!
S- A bit of temperature change could do us all good !
R- Too hot and there's too much ice melting that ends up in fresh water induced Ice Age fever,too much cold and the Seas and oceans freak-out and do the ice sheet thing !
S- Life on the rocks ?It's always something with you !
R- It's EastEnders all over again !
S- X Factor dies a death but Glam rock returns !?
R- It's the type of nightmare..............
S- ...........Sarcasm right?
R- Sarcasm on roller skates....'right'?
S- I've yet to learn the skill of 'lock it all up' stoicism, but I'm game if you aren't ?
R- Whilst we are at sea with out-performance.....
who is your favourite confidence trickster........
S- Skid Marx !
R- NO! He was able to make money from 21st century Communist China !
S- Now that is a long term play if ever I saw one ! ...........really..........................He was a businessman first ?
R- His day job, but his hobby was as an escapologist ! He normally did kids birthday's and some weddings etc !?
R-.......and icing-up the Cold War with a political Ice-age..
S- Has any one understood why he quit ?
R- He didn't like his tailor ? Found Jesus? A landscape of ...sarcasm..........will re-make the man you once were........... the man who pisses me off !
S- I work where I am needed !
R- Let's face it you were always a tail gater !
S- But never a cockroach right?
R- Well, I'm not the one to judge because I know you too well !
S- Who better to forget but a close...if..irritating friend and drinking partner !
R- 'Painter', you are so right when you're so wrong !
S- Well are you just going to bark out crap or get stuck in to the Paint ?
R- No offence Painter, but normally an Artist Painter Paints ..on..canvas, board or fresco's or...............
S- This is a conceptual Art work !
R- It's certainly not your canvas work !
S- How else do you demonstrate you're affinity to the Painting medium but with a satirical work of 'Irony'?
R- But you have Painted the word........................irony in blue on all 4 walls ?
S- Everywhere you look no ones Painting anymore !
R-.including you.....
S- What was that ?
R- An infusion of you !!
S- 'Infusion-fusion', I like it !
R- Break these walls down and restart Painting !!
S- Now you're just being pretentious !
R-...............................how I would trade pretentious for mediocre United right now !
S- What do you think ? Good right ?
R- You've left a bit ?
S- I never finish because I think the public must finish it off themselves !
R- Now I'll trade for Mediocre United !