Biolooook


Stephen Hornsby-Smith

R- This? What this? Why are we..

S- ...............................Uncle Ezra's place !

R- Ezra the friend of Mike Lee ?

S- Mr Die with dignity, or live trying ?

R- No! The Film Director !

S- Goodness ..I don't think so.

R- Ken Loach or Mike Lee ? Which is it for you ?

S- You don't have to choose, both deal with human flaws....

R- One does ideology the other does the human resolution !

S- Now I get it ! You're using an invisibility esoteric indulgence cloak !?

R- And you just paint the four walls !

S- Water falls but with acrylic .

R- Landscape and reason ? Is that even possible with you ?

S- You may call Painter's cockroaches but I disagree !

R- All that rational man just to keep out the madness?

S- I'm a rational man given to thought but I also like the reason between the slowing down of rational thought too !

R- This is your hobby !

S- 'Lady luck in the muck of over-thought' isn't something I worry about !

R- ......................................................................................No one thinks you do either.

R- Let's look at it this way : you get plastered by the boardroom and the sleazy karioke !

S- Where rough meets stuff !

R- But otherwise he's just a 'highwayman'

D- You could work for me some day .....

S- Back in the post USSR ?

D- Dimitri work in Bracknell now !

R- Can we just stop with the advertisements please ?

S- Ms 'Stand and deliver' is being litigious ??!!

R- Time is a commodity Painter that...

S-................................ So is the currency of Western education ..

R- .................................................................................................No ! Currency trade off's between technology and gullibility normally means...

S-.................................................................that put your game face on and run with the digitals !

R- 'Stand and deliver' does it for me and is my retro gig today..

S- Choice makes you proud....but 'stand and deliver' isn't Amazon right? You know, sometimes you are a little .....confused ?

R- Well, I'm sure every bodies' memory fails them at times......

S- Even yours !

R- Even yours to explore...if you could just.....

S- I DO NOT HAVE A MEMORY PROBLEM !!??

IT'S YOU WHO HAS THE PROBLEM !!

R- Take it easy Painter !

S- My memory is exclusive to me, and no one else !

R- You had me thinking that it was your 'lemon drops' or something...................

S- I can see this is going to be a lovely day !

R- It's 10.30 at night Painter !

S- Then why is it..............

R-..............................................................yer see ?

S- You are one of those anxiety witnesses are you ?

R- I'm sitting right here Painter

S- I don't mind if I do

R- I don't mind if you don't either

S- Now we're linguistic flip-flops

R- .....................................ain't a great look in Buckingham Palace...

S-....................................................I remember Buckingham Palace!

R- ..................................................but flip flops at work here in Uncle Ezra's is fine !

S- Why don't you use your sandals in the North Pole and do us all a favour !

R- All that ice would break my heart !

S- Let's make some glacier's while we're in-situ !?

R- Always ready to cool it all down !!

S- A bit of temperature change could do us all good !

R- Too hot and there's too much ice melting that ends up in fresh water induced Ice Age fever,too much cold and the Seas and oceans freak-out and do the ice sheet thing !

S- Life on the rocks ?It's always something with you !

R- It's EastEnders all over again !

S- X Factor dies a death but Glam rock returns !?

R- It's the type of nightmare..............

S- ...........Sarcasm right?

R- Sarcasm on roller skates....'right'?

S- I've yet to learn the skill of 'lock it all up' stoicism, but I'm game if you aren't ?

R- Whilst we are at sea with out-performance.....

who is your favourite confidence trickster........

S- Skid Marx !

R- NO! He was able to make money from 21st century Communist China !

S- Now that is a long term play if ever I saw one ! ...........really..........................He was a businessman first ?

R- His day job, but his hobby was as an escapologist ! He normally did kids birthday's and some weddings etc !?

R-.......and icing-up the Cold War with a political Ice-age..

S- Has any one understood why he quit ?

R- He didn't like his tailor ? Found Jesus? A landscape of ...sarcasm..........will re-make the man you once were........... the man who pisses me off !

S- I work where I am needed !

R- Let's face it you were always a tail gater !

S- But never a cockroach right?

R- Well, I'm not the one to judge because I know you too well !

S- Who better to forget but a close...if..irritating friend and drinking partner !

R- 'Painter', you are so right when you're so wrong !

S- Well are you just going to bark out crap or get stuck in to the Paint ?

R- No offence Painter, but normally an Artist Painter Paints ..on..canvas, board or fresco's or...............

S- This is a conceptual Art work !

R- It's certainly not your canvas work !

S- How else do you demonstrate you're affinity to the Painting medium but with a satirical work of 'Irony'?

R- But you have Painted the word........................irony in blue on all 4 walls ?

S- Everywhere you look no ones Painting anymore !

R-.including you.....

S- What was that ?

R- An infusion of you !!

S- 'Infusion-fusion', I like it !

R- Break these walls down and restart Painting !!

S- Now you're just being pretentious !

R-...............................how I would trade pretentious for mediocre United right now !

S- What do you think ? Good right ?

R- You've left a bit ?

S- I never finish because I think the public must finish it off themselves !

R- Now I'll trade for Mediocre United !


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