R- I'm not knocking madness just sadness!
S- People do pay a lot of money to be fucked -up.....disco's in the 70s?
R- This is not some narcotic Painter !
S- How does one learn the trick of how to fuck-up people? Be..
R-.....................................................................fucked-up or fuck-up? That is the question !
S- Women have had to use 'information' for centuries !
R- Yeah, yeah! Let it all out ! Have a little cry ! I've got to tell you, nowhere have women excelled more than in the cottage industry of their lounge rooms !
S- Aren't the old cliches that good?!
S- But you've got a bigger problem on your hands : Men always don't find-out the truth !
R- Don't men sometimes, always talk shit !?
S- What? Now the 'shirl shit'?
R- Men are just so predictable !
S- I'm much obliged for you showing me my destiny ! Thank you and thank your crystal ball !
R- That';s how the West was won !
S- The Cold War ?
R- What the hell is the 'Cold War' ?
S- You're shitting me ! Right?
S- Did you learn to do that in school? Was your curriculum based upon the learned concepts of ignorance and stupidity?
R- No! I took sciences ! But I did take a class in 'human cerebral atrophy'! I still can't remember what that was about?
R- But I see it! How was a draft dodger at 5 years old?
S- It did cross the far reaches of my mind
R- If you've been 'in trouble' they think twice about drafting you.
S- At 5 years old?
R- Don't worry! I started at 5 and stopped at 16. Do I have to spell it out for you? Okay, I've got to spell it out for you :My parents knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy etc
S- Oh, white collar criminals ! White suburban trash 'borrowing white suburban cash !'
R- White suburbia rules the waves ! It's just that M and D lifted a surf board and forgot to return it!
S- But not tsunami's right?
R- No bank robberies, no heist's,just the odd con.. or two
S- What stopped their trail of destruction?
R- The appearance of Jane-Claire.
S- Now I have it ! Tsunami's only happen in peace time !
R- Peace down time breeds upon suspicion !
S- I could not have put your domestic wreck of a family better!
S- Oh I see,you want a contest here!
R- Doc Johnson taught me everything I know !
S- Well he's a little tied up with a general election right now ! No one to hold your hand?
R- This won't be a contest, it will be a treading on your nerves!
S- Says the girl who can't spell 'curikulem'!
R-I'm a cut above you 'Paint slobberer !'
S- War is like a cut-man in your corner who makes your cuts and bruises even worse and not better !
R- War is a holiday from peace
S- War is only limited by human infinite need to destroy
R- War is the first resort, losing a war is the last resort
S- Today losing is not an option, today, winning is not an option !
R- Let's finish before we start
S- VAR is superfluous in a game where it's all won or lost in midfield
R- Double barrel surnames are all the rage in football !
S- Double barrel surnames always take time to work !
R................................................................and spell !
S-.....................................................................not from posh but from tough !
R- At the end of the day morning is spelt backwards and forwards !
S- How many forwards can boast a double ?
R- Social change goes on without us noticing
S- Good fortune takes time to wrestle with the crock of social rock !
R- Any time like yesterday would be good !
S- Smoke and mirrors before you die, but give it up after you die
R- Dream about someone else dying rather than yourself playing the lead role, that way you'll die peacefully.....and smugly
S- There is a cosmetic arms face and legs ..
R-..................................................future proofed by men's expectations !
S- Marmite !
R- Disco !
S- Food times !
S- Save for the boogey !.
R- Damage is reversible if it happens to someone else
S- A spy on life is lost except when he's under his own surveillance
R- Vanity shirks arrogance by trading it for pride
S- Good fortune is a long haul
R- The worst thing that can happen to you is success !
S...Alright ! Enough of the insults ! Making jargon and riddles shouldn't get so personal, but clearly you haven't read the rules !
R- What can I say? I'm an Arsenal supporter !
S- What? I thought you were a Spurs woman?
R- Here today gone tomorrow !
S- Don't join, lie and greed-up the place?
R- We'll all burn in fire Stephen !
S- Speak for yourself ! I mean to use a hot-tub !
R- I was going to say'all those wrinkles!', but you already have your fair share don't you?!
S- Wrinkles ? They don't get in the way !
R- Used them yet ?
S- I've had some time to think about this... but any answer isn't worth the effort ! You know how it is !?
R- 'Taking ones time' is a global phenomenon !
S- Let's wait and see on that one...
R- ......................................I'm running out of this decade here Painter !
S- Live and let live !
R- Open range !
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