S- You first! R- No! You first! S- Don't be silly! Ladies first! R- Ladies first? What are we now Edwardian? S- Would you prefer Tudor...

R- It's like giving blood don't you think? S- No. 9 secrets from 5 different people and that's me done, out! Then I have to sleep it...

S- I see you're being provocative in your writing as per usual? R- What did you expect? S- How could Ray Winston play a copper in...

"Hey wall! The idea of success has eluded me but the woman I most admire is a school friend turned into a hooker! Poor woman! Life isn't...

S- Feel the wheel turning in on you? R- A piece of beautiful is when you make peace with colour S- Dead as a door nail! R- It is only...

S- Vicars,Priests and Rabbi's? All of them run by the bookies? R- Some are punters too S- Let's be clear! Most Vicars Priests and...

S-Are you sure Franz can justify claiming to be an Italian guru of Italian food when he boasts of being Prussian? R- Franz is special...

R- A few good ideas to wake the vamps S- Hair of the flog! R- So Winston said to me.. S- ...................................not more...

Is 'conservatism' the future of the Art World but not its practitioners? Retrospectives are not meant to be a self-indulgent shams...

Introduction Progressive and populist the Tories enjoy a far wider network of viability, an amalgamation of all of its organic political...

Meanwhile, why not try 'Macdonald's Art'? The more burgers the more burghers will buy Art! Live it up like a burger 'King'.Perhaps Burger...

G- There's a gun trained on your temple,so do exactly what I say! Not really! Nice ice breaker though! Keeps the readership of this...

Introduction Art Historians and Fine Art specialist's are spin Dr's ready spin a yarn about public disgust to public uproar to public...

Caged or uncaged wonderers Gabriel Orozco (The general) does not ask : "How much of life is he missing? Or How much good will has he...

If you want controversy? Conceptual Art is often more Botox rather than Semtex! More blow-out or blown away! Galleries are CA's office....

S- This seat is taken G- Yes it is but she'll be late taking it S- And ...er.. who.. G- Grissley S- Gr...is..ly? G- Not mother of...

No business on continental ground Despise the politicians? We need a Clean Air Act ! The smog hogs the Christmas log - too much chocolate...

Will the anti-gun lobby ever demand a ban on x-box games because of its lifelike war games? Here's a phraze : "Not in my backyard becomes...

The end of Marx began with the slow seeping of Marxist credibility, the core identity Marx the decline of Marx into half-baked...

Why did Thatcher sign the Maastricht Treaty? It is wishful thinking that Thatcher had a long play of Brexit!? She was a not a planner and...